Laying the erotic pipeline

Greetings prospective, current and former readers. While I have mostly moved on to new pen names, every now and then I like to come back and give old Ann a fresh goose. Not a golden goose or one that lays golden eggs, not the spruce goose but that other goose, which, if you're lucky, means a pinch or poke of the buttocks and, if you're not so lucky, an upward poking at the anus with a finger. (Well, I guess I should let you define what is lucky for you, eh?)

If there's still enough meat on the old girl's bones, I might even write a few more stories under her name. For now, some fresh paint and a little condensing between Ann and Chance.

So, this morning, I repubbed with new covers and/or new titles a few of my existing BBW titles. Blog pages for each in progress, so check the page links on this site.

Curve Muse

Previously titled Reluctant Muse

An inspiring mix of a muse-on-the-loose, a plus-sized beauty and the artist next door…

Bryce is a practical, plus-sized woman with an L.A. apartment located a world away from the fairytales of Hollywood. So, when a blonde in red leather shows up proclaiming to be a muse and deputizing Bryce, she thinks another L.A. kook has landed on her doorstep.

But faster than Bryce can say, “No way, bye-bye, don’t let the door hit your skinny ass on the way out,” she finds herself in a toga and amulets that are wreaking havoc on her senses. The fight to get out of the toga and return to sanity leaves her butt naked on the neighboring patio. When she realizes her gorgeous next door neighbor is RIGHT THERE with her, it’s worse than any bad dream of showing up naked in high school.

For Mr. Gorgeous, however, it’s been a long time coming. He’s been having fantasies of painting Bryce au naturel for months. He’s had other fantasies, too, but the shy beauty has turned aside and ignored every attempt to get closer. Now that he’s got her halfway there, he’s pulling out all the stops

Curve Beast

Previously released as Beast Next Door by Chance Valentine

For two years, Cruz Medina has tried hard to ignore Tamsyn, the plus-size beauty he's lusted after since high school. Never mind that he climbs rooftops every evening to watch her in bed, her hands caressing her lush curves with an intimacy he can only dream about. Never mind that she wants him just as badly, that he can smell her arousal and need every time they meet.

He's a werewolf, she's not. Loving her isn't an option -- until a rogue pack of shifters goes on the hunt for Tamsyn and the only way to protect the woman he loves is to tell her the truth.

Read it? Loved it? Want Dom's story? Then leave a review, tell your chicas they've got to check it out, dance naked in front of the fire station...

Fantasy Curves 269

Originally Fantasy Unit 269 through Changeling Press. Just a slight cover tweak over my Fall 2012re-release.

It's not easy being a big girl in 2169…

On her way to a friend’s Halloween party, Morgan Macy never expected to be confused for a real Fantasy Unit for one simple reason -- she has never seen a plus-size pleasure droid. Hell, there are very few big girls, period, and it has been a long, long time since a man looked twice at her overgenerous curves.

Apparently there are plus-size Fantasy Units and what was meant as a practical joke poking fun at her secret crush Vance Gemini turns into a gauntlet of groping males. Forced to head home for a costume change before she even gets to the party, Morgan finds herself on an empty subway platform with a masculine, all-too-familiar voice ordering her to halt.

Turn around, FU 269. I want your time.

Coming Soon

Curve Agent

Fuck me if I don't love this story a little too much. Regardless, it hasn't gone anywhere. Since I would have loved it even more as a BBW, it's getting a refresh.

Should get a February 2013 release date, after which I hope all you chicas love it as much as I do.